MONDAY![]()

The mystery is cleared up. We now know the contents of the vault. Stuff. This update is LOOONG. They go over the following..
Trophy Gallery
Trophy Hoard
Sticker Album
Sticker Center
Coin Launcher
Stage Builder
Album
Challenges
Replays
Masterpieces
Chronicle
Wait.. Chronicle?
"This bonus feature lets you peruse Nintendo’s library of past titles. Missing titles in your Chronicle will gradually fill in as you obtain stickers and other things related to those games. (However, there are some titles that will not be displayed until the very end.)
Mm hmm... ...This is just nuts."
Since this update was all old info, and one boring little addition, it will not get a very good score.![]()
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TUESDAY![]()
This update was boring. It's a list of all the songs that appear on default stages.
Here's the list.![]()
WEDNESDAY![]()

Ahh, isnt it great to see everyone using Gamecube controllers? The developers know that the Gamecube controller is the ONLY way to play smash. Sakurai says there's no need to memorize this. Perhaps because it's the same as every other game, and we should already know it? You place a coin on which character you wish to use.
The announcer will scream your character's name, and 2 players will disconnect, because they're afraid of Meta Knight. For he will pwn them.
You can tap your character to change thier color. That will make it less troublesome to change CPU colors.
When a character has 2 or more forms, click the character you wish to start as! No more holding A! (Although if you wanna play as Zamus, you gotta hold R.)
He also mentions RANDOM. This time, unlike in Melee, you don't know who you are until the match starts. So if you get someone you SUCK as, you can't say "DO OVER!!"
Click the pencil to change your name. Fancy!
Tap the player's name/player number to replace them with a CPU player, tap them again to take them out of the match. Much like all options are purple, all panels for CPU characters are grey.
To determine a CPU's level, click where there would be a pencil for a human. No more irritating, imprecise ball!
To change the rules, tap the area that says "X minute K.O fest!"
This is the first thing you must do. Set it to stock, otherwise you will be unhappy.
Here's where you adjust items. If you are a tournament player, you'll want to set it to NONE.
You can then set handicaps, and switch to team brawl, if you wish. Next, hit START and head on over to STAGE SELECT!
Final Destination is default. REJOICE!! FOR YOU MUST NOT WAIT FOREVER TO GET IT!!! HURRAH!! Notice that button down there that says Melee Stages?
That button is now CUSTOM STAGES. That's fancy!
Well, that update was BORING.
This update gets a ZERO. Second ZERO in the history of this blog!
THURSDAY![]()
Today we got a Game Mode introduction movie, and an announcement.
The Smash Bros. DOJO will no longer be spoiler-free. DO NOT SCROLL DOWN IF YOU WISH TO AVOID SPOILERS. Cuz Friday's a character..![]()
FRIDAY![]()

Ness! Hurrah!! My main has returned!!! He's easy to unlock, but I won't go into that here.
T-The eyes.. MAKE THEM STOP LOOKING AT ME!! AUUUUUUGH!!!
| Ness's Special Moves | |
|---|---|
| Standard Special Move | PK Flash |
| Side Special Move | PK Fire |
| Up Special Move | PK Thunder |
| Down Special Move | PSI Magnet |
| Final Smash | PK Starstorm |
Sakurai now explains that Lucas is Luigified. (If you have the nerve to think of NESS as the Luigified clone, please shoot yourself.)

Lucas' PK Thunder passes through enemies, Ness' doesn't. Also, Lucas looks ALOT cooler when he uses it. Oh, and Lucas' PK Thunder is easier to control, and can make sharper turns, but Ness' is FASTER!

When you hit yourself with PK Thunder, Lucas scores multiple hits on an enemy, Ness slams into them once, sending them FLYING!

Ness' side smash is slower, but stronger. Also, he doesn't look like a baby when he uses it. Ness has the face of a champion. Lucas.. He deserves to be pelted with eggs.

Ness' PK Fire scores multiple hits, but Lucas' has knockback, so it only hits once.

Ness' PK Starstorm flies in a fan-like pattern. It tends to avoid enemies in all the gameplay videos I've seen of it.
This week gets a..
Out of 5..
THIS WEEK'S WINNER IS: Ness.
I may be a bit biased, but Ness is my main. I just LOVE to see screenshots of him in action!
THIS WEEK'S LOSER IS: Brawl.
We all know how to do this already. Urgh.
QUOTE OF THE WEEK:
"Now that's Styling!"
Seriously. ROFL.
Join us next week, as Sakurai announces that Chuck Norris is a secret character, only unlockable by killing Satan himself, proving that you are worthy of facing Chuck Norris. Although try as you might, it is impossible to unlock him, for you must first defeat him in a match, which is impossible.























































































































